These parents are doing Facebook right.
the tamagotchi one gets me every single time
Ronald’s comment comes the fuck out of nowhere
only 100 in 5 weeks
man her game is weak
That’s 100 episodes in 35 days.
That’s 2.8 episodes a day.
I’ve had casual watching more intensive than that.
*tumblr collectively laughs*
during school last year i collectively watched an average of eight supernatural episodes a day
this girl needs to step up her game
Go big or go home. You either survive or you lose your life. This is the game of shows.
what if bodies just had random errors like computers do
you go to receive your starbucks coffee and accidentally punch the barrista in the face then shit on the floor
I feel like there’s a word for that….
Oh yea… sickness.
have you ever just looked at someone and thought, my fucking god i love you. i love every goddamn ounce. i love your bones and your soul. but I’m a loser, who just doesn’t wanna lose you. i can lose fucking everything, but not you. oh god. not you.
Oh, so women can’t dress how they want because men can’t control their sexual urges? When dogs can’t control their sexual urges, we cut off their balls.
I think I’m onto something here.
Purpose: To bless a new marriage.
You Will Need: A gift. A ribbon.
Notes: Ethics on casting spells like this without permission is a little cloudy sometimes. So I’ve written as worded this spell to prevent it from binding anyone together against their will or make any permanent connections. This is, like the anon asked for, a straightforward blessing for all your happily ever afters and happily for-nows.
Step One - Wrap your gift for the couple carefully.
Step Two - Hold the ribbon in your hand. Recite:
From the first kiss to the altar, you’ve already gone.
I whisper this blessing to help you along.
Whether its forever, or only for today—
I ask for happiness and joy to light your way.
I bless your mouths for good communication.
I bless your years with celebration.
I bless your minds with thoughtfulness.
I bless your hearts with tenderness.
Apart you may grow, together you may stay.
But carried this blessing with you, either way.
Step Three - Tie the ribbon around the gift. Give the gift to the couple.
Tiny Dragons That Take Care of Your Gaming Dice
[SCREAMS] I WANT THEM
I couldn’t resist reblogging; NO REGRETS
*incomprehensible noises at a pitch Matt Bellamy can only hit on a good day*
Pyro would like these…
This is one of the most accurate things I have ever seen.